Quick lunch break activity: I asked AI to write a song about our favorite Fediverse annoyance. I called it A Hymn to the Fediverse Chick.
Be amazed. And warned, it is quite catchy!
🤪
(Verse 1)
Late at night on the Fediverse feed,
A thousand pings, I can barely breathe.
Who’s this girl spamming all my posts?
Tagging me, won’t let me coast!
(Pre-Chorus)
Everywhere I go, she’s sliding in,
Another message, here we begin!
“Hey, follow me! Let’s be friends!”
Oh no, not this again!
(Chorus)
Hi, I’m Nicole, the Fediverse Chick! 
From Toronto, reppin’ Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I don’t know what to do!
(Verse 2)
Notifications blowing up my screen,
She’s relentless, like a networking machine.
Is she a bot? Is she real?
Or just obsessed with mass appeal?
(Pre-Chorus)
Everywhere I go, she’s sliding in,
Another message, here we begin!
“Hey, follow me! Let’s be friends!”
Oh no, not this again!
(Chorus)
Hi, I’m Nicole, the Fediverse Chick!
From Toronto, reppin’ Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I don’t know what to do!
(Bridge)
Some say she’s a legend, some say a curse,
Her follow requests just make it worse!
Admins cry and moderators flee,
But she just winks and says, “Follow me!”
(Chorus)
Hi, I’m Nicole, the Fediverse Chick!
From Toronto, reppin’ Poland real quick!
Studying health at George Brown U,
One more DM, I don’t know what to do!
(Outro)
So if you see her name pop up,
Just know you’re in for some follow-up.
She’s the queen of pings, the DM queen,
Long live Nicole—the networking machine!