Massive Fucking Onion, $400
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Are you able to present a certificate that the onion is indeed a fucking-grade onion?
Just look at it, how could you deny it?
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Banana for scale.
Nice try. This is just an average sized onion, and a tiny banana. This raises the question: How much for the tiny banana?
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Just look at it, how could you deny it?
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Nice try. This is just an average sized onion, and a tiny banana. This raises the question: How much for the tiny banana?
If you don't trust me you can carry on.
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If you don't trust me you can carry on.
I see your ad indicates local pickup only, but could you make a mild exception and ship it to me? I'm probably not far so it should be cheap for you to ship. Please ship to:
Me
PSC 769 BOX 700
APO AP 96599-9998Note, this is McMurdo Station, Antarctica. Please ship quickly I expect the banana to still be fresh when it arrives on the next resupply plane in May. I will pay cash on delivery.
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I see your ad indicates local pickup only, but could you make a mild exception and ship it to me? I'm probably not far so it should be cheap for you to ship. Please ship to:
Me
PSC 769 BOX 700
APO AP 96599-9998Note, this is McMurdo Station, Antarctica. Please ship quickly I expect the banana to still be fresh when it arrives on the next resupply plane in May. I will pay cash on delivery.
I'm not local to Antarctica and I don't want to violate rule 3.
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I'm not local to Antarctica and I don't want to violate rule 3.
Antarctica is not a nation, therefore its not international, therefore no rule #3 violation. Please ship quickly, its for a friend. I'll also be paying with a credit card that doesn't match my name nor anyone that I know. This won't be a problem right?
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Antarctica is not a nation, therefore its not international, therefore no rule #3 violation. Please ship quickly, its for a friend. I'll also be paying with a credit card that doesn't match my name nor anyone that I know. This won't be a problem right?
@qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org thoughts?
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@qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org thoughts?
If it leaves your country, it has transitted an international boundary.
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If it leaves your country, it has transitted an international boundary.
Shipments to Hawaii and Alaska are not international, yet both cross international boundaries with the continental USA.
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Shipments to Hawaii and Alaska are not international, yet both cross international boundaries with the continental USA.
That's that.
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That's that.
Excellent! I'll be watching for the delivery. I'm very excited to take position of such an item!
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