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Being out of town after adopting the use of a bidet is the fucking worst.

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    mf_broom@hexbear.net
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    I can't ever imagine going back to wiping my ass with toilet paper, at least in situations where I have a bidet available. Why is everything about western culture literally the fucking worst

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      I can't ever imagine going back to wiping my ass with toilet paper, at least in situations where I have a bidet available. Why is everything about western culture literally the fucking worst

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      eatpotatoes@hexbear.net
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      Just build them into the toilets everywhere.

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        Just build them into the toilets everywhere.

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        buttbidet@hexbear.net
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        Why didn't op just install it in every toilet he uses as a public service? smh

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          Why didn't op just install it in every toilet he uses as a public service? smh

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          mf_broom@hexbear.net
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          Despite the knowledge I have of the superior shitting experience, it is apparent I have failed to do the praxis and I do deeply apologize. sadness

          I pledge to dedicate my life to making sure every single public toilet has a bidet, thereby making bidets accessible for all in the western world--yes, even for the chuds who can no longer poop properly from their carnivore diets.

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            Despite the knowledge I have of the superior shitting experience, it is apparent I have failed to do the praxis and I do deeply apologize. sadness

            I pledge to dedicate my life to making sure every single public toilet has a bidet, thereby making bidets accessible for all in the western world--yes, even for the chuds who can no longer poop properly from their carnivore diets.

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            jet@hackertalks.com
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            They poop just fine, but totally agreed, every toilet needs a bum gun.

            • Stopping or reducing dietary fiber intake reduces constipation and its associated symptoms
              :::spoiler slide on Fiber intake and constipation

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              I can't ever imagine going back to wiping my ass with toilet paper, at least in situations where I have a bidet available. Why is everything about western culture literally the fucking worst

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              jet@hackertalks.com
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              Bidets are amazing, everyone should have access to them.

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