I know I'm qualified, and my local post office REALLY wants me to work with them. And I was even selected as an RCA last time, but the only reason I didn't take the job is because I didn't have a minivan. (I have a car, not a minivan).

However, even though the LOCAL post office told me that I would be a great fit for the ARC position, the HR in Washington DC denied my application and I didn't even get an email notifying me about it.

So I sent another application, and I decided to call HR in Washington DC. They seem kinda rude, and they flat out told me, "Hiring you is not their descision to make.", which seems like BS to me because the LOCAL post office knows all about me, and the people in Washington DC know NOTHING about me.

What's the secret? How do I penetrate this HR Bureaucracy?

Thanks, captain obvious. Please read posts before you comment on them, next time.

I did and thats why I linked the website. There is no other way of getting hired other than applying through there. The whole hiring system is automated and has been since the pandemic. No need to be a dick.

I literally ALREADY sent an application. And if you ACTUALLY read my post, you wouldn't be typing these comments.

Don't tell me not to be a dick when I'm not and you are.

You're the Dick

Might be a good reason you won't get hired.

• Pretends that I'm the dick.
• Proceeds to be the ACTUAL dick.

Nope. I marked YOU correctly. Thanks for playing this episode of: "Who's The Dick?"

• Pretends to be correct in marking me as the dick
• Proceeds to be the WRONG one and the ACTUAL dick.