Take this to the next level. Adopt the classic "protection racket" business model. Offer a paid monthly subscription service to protect the homophobe from "being turned gay".

Does it work on the frogs too?

That doesn't come in the default protection service, no.

You'd need to add the amphibian rider. Note, this would not include penguin coverage either. You'd need to add the avian rider for that. You're in luck though, we're offering a "buy one, get one half off" discount if you subscribe to both in addition to the base coverage.