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  3. I firmly believe that I can beat any US politician in a fist fight.

I firmly believe that I can beat any US politician in a fist fight.

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    fenderstratocaster@lemmy.world
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    I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.

    Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.

    Trump, dead before he hits the ground.

    JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.

    McConnell's head explodes on impact.

    Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.

    L. Graham runs away before it starts.

    AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.

    RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.

    Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.

    Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.

    There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.

    Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.

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      I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.

      Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.

      Trump, dead before he hits the ground.

      JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.

      McConnell's head explodes on impact.

      Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.

      L. Graham runs away before it starts.

      AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.

      RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.

      Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.

      Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.

      There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.

      Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.

      medicpigbabysaver@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
      medicpigbabysaver@lemmy.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
      medicpigbabysaver@lemmy.world
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      Hockey? So, you're homosexual?

      LOL, j/k... the media coverage of Heated Rivalry is out of control.

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