See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn't be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It's that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

She said, "Krooklochurm, you're an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face."

So I said, "Well, if you're so adamant, get in the tub and I'll piss in your mouth, and let's see if it's as easy as you claim."

So she said, "All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards."

Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That's what.

I feel like I've been tricked to read that

Eat the pasta. Mmmmm delicious copypasta.

Is this the first organic lemmypasta?

I was there and witnessed the orginal.

Praise the coming morn

As culture is born

Put aside your hatred and apathy

As we copypasta most gloriously

Piss porn! Piss porn! Piss porn!

We cry, on lemmy, culture is born

Fuck no. And shove your poetry up your ass.