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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

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    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended.

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      Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended.

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      4 intruders.

      This is my biggest gripe about gun nuts with multi weapons and higher capacity magazine.

      If you've got more than 1 or 2 people busting into your "normal" house, then you certainly are doing something funky.

      You can have one 6 shot revolver. Otherwise, I'd say you deserve whatever kind of shit storm knocked down your door.

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        4 intruders.

        This is my biggest gripe about gun nuts with multi weapons and higher capacity magazine.

        If you've got more than 1 or 2 people busting into your "normal" house, then you certainly are doing something funky.

        You can have one 6 shot revolver. Otherwise, I'd say you deserve whatever kind of shit storm knocked down your door.

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        Otherwise, I’d say you deserve whatever kind of shit storm knocked down your door.

        It's I.C.E.

        The Kkklansmen aren't N I C E

        Armed Minorities are harder to oppress.

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          Otherwise, I’d say you deserve whatever kind of shit storm knocked down your door.

          It's I.C.E.

          The Kkklansmen aren't N I C E

          Armed Minorities are harder to oppress.

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          Massive majority of gun collection nutjobs aren't on the ICE list... or, work for them.

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