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Kids Are Fucking Stupid

Just look at some of these kids, how can they be so dumb? Like what, you seriously can’t hula hoop? Jesus christ. And babies know literally nothing. God damn kids are so dumb.

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    When I was a kid, I thought "Hooked on Phonics" was some kind of device that attached to your face

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    I made a lot of dumb mistakes as a kid, but for this specific one I was protected from making that mistake because my parents bought cheap record albums. Most everyone Millennial and older knows this series of compilation albums: [image: 2d9242f7-fd3c-4f08-98b6-6d0c2b3c2323.png] Back in the early 80s the exact same format was called "Hooked on ....", and my father bought a few of these and had them in the house. These are two I remember specifically we owned: [image: 0ab3aa25-55ff-4b2b-9fb2-be922fb35d04.png] [image: 0b093926-f574-47ed-ba08-5ed17f905b35.png] So when "Hooked on Phonics" came out, initially thought it was from the same producers but the missing airbrushed rainbow artwork quickly communicated it was someone else just riding the coattails of the original series.