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<p class="card-text line-clamp-3">Employees at a Tesla service center got off to a strange week after Edward Teece burst into the building with nothing but a 12-guage.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Is the logic that a Yale grad/Wharton student couldn’t possibly be mentally ill or on drugs?</p>
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<p dir="auto">"Couldn't" no.  Less likely?  Yes.</p>
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<p dir="auto">If so, I present the last two republican presidents as counter-evidence.</p>
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<p dir="auto">The Republican presidents have been a disaster for the USA (and the world for that matter), but you're proving my point that (so far) we haven't had one literally running down the street naked with a shotgun.</p>
]]></description><link>https://isurg.org/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23135630</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://isurg.org/post/https://lemmy.world/comment/23135630</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[partial_accumen@lemmy.world]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 21:28:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Naked Man Bursts Into Tesla Service Center With a Shotgun on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 20:39:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Is the logic that a Yale grad/Wharton student couldn’t possibly be mentally ill or on drugs? If so, I present the last two republican presidents as counter-evidence.</p>
]]></description><link>https://isurg.org/post/https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/20011274</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://isurg.org/post/https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/20011274</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[altheahunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 20:39:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Naked Man Bursts Into Tesla Service Center With a Shotgun on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:29:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">That article is a wild ride!</p>
<p dir="auto">Naked guy with shotgun targeted Tesla?  Nope, just one of many that day:</p>
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<p dir="auto">The man, later identified as 35-year-old Ed Teece, was reportedly “running down the street smashing windows” before he made his way into the Tesla location.</p>
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<p dir="auto">So some drugged/mentally ill person right?  Nope:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Teece is a Yale University grad, where he was a member of the 2009-2010 lightweight rowing team.</p>
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<p dir="auto">...and...</p>
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<p dir="auto">Later in 2025, Teece’ began’s profile says he began an MBA program at the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, which he has yet to finish.</p>
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<p dir="auto">So this naked guy was just running around with a shotgun.  At least I'm glad he didn't fire it.   Nope:</p>
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<p dir="auto">Police then raided Teece’s nearby warehouse, uncovering “evidence that the suspect had discharged the shotgun” a few times.</p>
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